A letter from Sean Connery to Steve Jobs, no 007 Apple ad

This is a letter that Sean Connery never wrote in response to Steve Jobs after being asked to appear in an Apple ad. Clearly it is a fake, but it very funny.

It isn’t that the letter comes via Scoopertino (“All the news that’s fit to fabricate”), its the “I am ****ing James Bond” oh and the 007 logo.

Scoopertino also claims that Jobs is a big James Bond fan. I imagine that’s untrue as well although you have to admit that Apple’s plans for a new campus with its futuristic space ship/donut design does look something ike the lair of a Bond villain.

And Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) the Bond Villain from ‘Tomorrow Never dies’ bear an uncanny resemblance to Steve Jobs.